Thursday, October 4, 2007
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The Mallet squeezes babies too!!
Poor little Brianna, a beautiful sweet child, but when she got on the wrong side of The Mallet's ire, all her gooey cutesyness could not save her from the Mallet's fury; she was squeezed til she cried and sent to her room without dinner... The Mallet 1, Brioannna 0.
The Mallet in full Heckling Mode
This Lithuanian punk knows whats good for him, so he smiles submissively while The Mallet laughs in his face and humiliates him infront of jeering and Mallet-fearing bar patrons. I will laugh at you too and when i do, I advise that you smile or you back the F#@* up!
The Mallet and Crony visit Sacred NY Mets Shrine
The Mallet and Hurlbut in front of Shea Stadium, 7/06; soon to be replaced by Citi Park; tsk tsk, The Mallet loves his cheesy, ugly, old fashioned Shea Stadium! It'll be a shame to see it go. The Mallet may shed tears...
Schnotzle and Smiles
The Mallet's niece Ellie and her goy-goy
The Mallet is Provoked
Seconds away from the Mallet throwing this saucy lass, a.k.a The Debs underneath the pool table. The Mallet quickly followed up with a dozen or so spleen-bursting kicks to her sides and as she lay quivering, the Mallet began throwing the bar darts into her whimpering frame. Then, as is custom, he ordered a pint o'cider to accompany the many laughs the bystanders were having at the site. Cheers to Bar Abuse--I don't discriminate!
Official Bar Jerk
The handsome buffoon to the right is The Mallet, your Official Bar Jerk, there for all your awkward moments. He may insult your girlfriend loudly while intoxicated or punch out your boyfriend for looking at him the wrong way. There is no cover to be in his presence or beaten by him and he may even come with a handful of peanuts, or if you aren't as lucky, a set of brass knuckles!
Shea Stadium
The Mallet cheers the NY Mets. Don't disturb this sacred ritual.
Sagunto, Espana, 10/00
The Mallet poses in historic Sagunto, Espana. The Mallet was often subdued by the beauty and lifestyle of the incomparable Spanish culture and countryside. Don't talk bad about Espana in front of The Mallet, there may be severe repercussions.
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